We've all been through this before, haven't we?

Lurking is my hobby. When I have nothing to do, and I dun wanna let my 2Mbps line go to waste, I will constantly lurk in forums to see if there're any interesting discussions going on in there.

And you can imagine the good stuff that you can almost find in these forums!! I was lurking Renotalk when I came across this poem by a 'sad student'. It begins....

Malaysia semua babi,
our government is so lousy,
all college no quality,
Chinese and Indian pun tak boleh masuk
university.

It never had a choice for me,
because no money cannot study at
oversea,
so I always feel i'm so pity.

Every college are greedy,
sini sana all need money,
their pocket kosong our perut noisy,
I am poor because they suck my money.

Exam question full of difficulty,
it has one reason only,
which is to earn more money,
because we retake money masuk lagi.

The staffs always so eksi,
they did wrong never say soli,
before asking please show your money,
otherwise they wont be happy,
we pay their salary still make us
angry.
that's why i wanna study hard to earn
more and more money

Tiap-Tiap hari feel so lazy,
never try to wake up early,
always hope college will cuti,
everyday go to class feel so sleepy,
lecturer always scold me lazy.
do assignment just like to copy,
before the final only start to worry,
every nite study like crazy,
because scared scolded by mummy.

Why my class girls all not pretty,
big like elephant but always show me
how she's sexy,
while the monster wanna treat me
nicely,
like that i better mati.

my looks are very ugly,
saya mari girl girl semua lari,
everyday wanna date them they only say
busy,
semua orang tak ada hati,
make me always so lonely,
only can watch soap opera movie.

Dota always let people bully,
maybe i really am so lousy,
although nice people is so happy,
but i am always unlucky,
kena headshot easily,
after mati still mati.

This is just a small story,
typed it simply simply,
just wanna feel funny and happy,
actually i am not lonely,
because I have many friends around
me.
They all so so friendly.

I hope this poem will make you happy
This is tak ada kena mengena with
anybody
just want you to feel happy
Cos if you happy i also senang hati.

And you can imagine how true that poem is in the real Malaysian world.